Getting Preggo Problems??????

NO I'M NOT PREGNANT

But some virgin did.

Make a guess....?

It's HER again! hahaahaha!

I know i'm being really mean writing this but I just cannot help it!!

Ok so it all started from me stalking her blog again. I saw a post about her stating that she had preggo issues. At first, I was furious, then confused, and then worried. So I asked Asyraaf to clarify and explain to me.

Story:

Me: I have something to ask you.....

A: Hmm? What issit?

Me: err... mmmm.... nvm..it's weird..

A: TELL MEEEEEE

Me: Erm...ok...after my dessert! :P

(30min later....)

A: OK tell me now!

Me: Ok..this is really awkward. But I think ur ex got pregnant.

A: LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Where did you get that info from? (Laughs some more)

Me: *Annoyed* From her blog! I'm not kidding! Be serious!

A: She's not pregnant! I never had sex with her.

Me: Then why did she say that? There must be some sort of reason...

A: She's just very paranoid.

Me: Uhh huh...

A: Oh..I remember...Back when we were still talking, her friend told her to take a pregnancy test cuz she was all paranoid and both tests came out positive. She contacted me and was all worried but I wasn't. I knew I hadn't had sex with her so even if she was really pregnant, it wouldn't be mine. Besides, she did the tests wrongly. Got the procedure wrong. The correct procedure will be to pee on the stick and read the first thing that appears. Not wait for 10min till all the pee dries up. Cuz after that, all the lines will appear and the readings will be inaccurate. Also, at that time, she had diabetes and all so it might have affected the accuracy of the test. She's also a bad drinker...and I know she clubs and stuff..so you know...things might happen..

Me: ooooooooooooooooooooooh

A: Yeah! So, don't get so bothered! Anyway, why are you still reading her blog??

Me: I can't trust her. You know, I must watch her every move so i'll be the first to know if she tries to do something funny like getting you back.

A: Oh yeah..speaking of which, I think she said that thinking that she'll get me back. *scoffs* She probably thinks she got a miscarriage or something after that.

Me: *raises eyebrows with disapproving look but screaming hysterically inside* hmm... So you really never had sex with her?

A: Honey.... No I haven't

Me: Ok good :) Thanks for being honest with me. I love you.

A: I love you too.

THE END

Tuesday, January 8, 2013 @ 11:25 PM / 0 daisies

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Getting Preggo Problems??????

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